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Animate Me Animate Me by Ruth Clampett
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“And all of the scientific data, statistical facts and empirical evidence can't compete with the indefinable heart's desire. For if in the end, she loves you, and she chooses you…none of the rest of this will matter.”
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“Every adventure requires a first step.” ~Cheshire Catxii”
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“I hope you know that there’s nothing more sexy than a man who makes a woman feel beautiful.”
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“When she starts to climax, she sparks the Looney Tunes fuse on my ACME bomb.”
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“Karma’s a bitch, you asshole. And comic karma, never ends; it just gets more animated.”
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“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” “Yes Brain, but why does the chicken cross the road if not for love?” ~Pinky and the Braini”
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“You know, Nathan, don’t let the cool clothes fool you. Deep down I’m a fan-girl geek…always have been, always will be. All my favorite people are too. Us geeks are the cool ones, because we are who we are; we don’t try to be anyone else. Right?”
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“Yeah, we better hurry this up so she doesn’t get jealous,” I reply with a smile, pleased that I’m bantering. That book I read on how to talk to women seems to be paying off. “What’s she wearing…your hottie”
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“There you go with the breasts too big again. I rub my eraser over the sketchbook page and brush the crumbs away before reworking my lines over the ghosted image. With each stroke of the pencil my dream girl comes to life, her heart-shaped face graced with huge blue eyes and plump bow lips. Oh, how I want to kiss those lips”
Ruth Clampett, Animate Me