Doug and Carlie's Love Conspiracy Quotes

“If you're a disheveled, easily distracted person, it's always scary when someone asks what your plan is for the day. We don't know our plans.

Distracted people make plans "in transit.”
― Lisa Smartt, Doug and Carlie's Love Conspiracy

“Wait a second, Carlie. You're not telling me you're letting Aunt Charlotte help you find a man for Clara? Are you serious? You think My Aunt Charlotte, who has a raccoon in the house and washes out Dixie bathroom cups, knows where the right guy is for Clara Johnson?”
― Lisa Smartt, Doug and Carlie's Love Conspiracy

“Don't be fooled, Clara. No one's new and shiny. Not really.”
― Lisa Smartt, Doug and Carlie's Love Conspiracy