I Like Your Form Quotes

“My cell phone, back in my training days, was the size of a box of girl scout cookies”
― J.D. Holmes, I Like Your Form: Confessions of a Personal Trainer

“I can't believe we just did this. I'm such an asshole, I said. Note to self, women don't really want to hear this after you just shared oral sex with them”
― JD Holmes, I Like Your Form: Confessions of a Personal Trainer

“What? You just got boned by your trainer and minutes later felt the need to say hello to your son?”
― JD Holmes, I Like Your Form: Confessions of a Personal Trainer

“So did I enjoy working with my fair share of gay people? You bet”
― JD Holmes, I Like Your Form: Confessions of a Personal Trainer