Every Witch Way But Wicked Quotes

“I didn’t disappear,” Landon shot back quickly. “I was recovering from a gunshot wound.” “That’s your excuse?” Aunt Tillie didn’t look impressed.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“Karma is a bitch. And yours is starting to show.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“He looked like he had been expecting a warmer greeting – like me stripping naked and jumping him in the town square or something.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“Aunt Tillie is brilliant and evil all wrapped in a tiny and terrifying package.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“Don’t worry, dear. He’ll be back. He’s a man. They have to figure things out on their own. And, since he’s a man, it will take him twice as long as it would take a woman.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“You have no idea the rain of shit I’m going to bring down on you.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“You’ll set me on fire?” Landon didn’t look convinced. “And I won’t need matches to do it,” Aunt Tillie said. “And I’ll start with your balls.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“Hurt her and I’ll set you on fire.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“William had a wandering penis. He slept with half the women in town.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“It’s none of your business if they did have an orgy, anyway. Why don’t you try minding your own business? If they want to have an orgy, that’s their business.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“A joining spell didn’t actually join us together; it just made us hyperaware of those to whom we were joined. If one of us happened to wander away, the other two would be able to find her.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“It’s especially nice to see you when you’re not poisoning the coffee at the senior center because you lost a hand of euchre.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“I’m not planning on sleeping with Brian. The aunts will take one look at you and know it’s only a matter of time until you get naked with Marcus.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“You’re dead to me.” This wasn’t especially surprising. We all killed one another off at least once a week.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“For the real Wicked Witches of the Midwest Long may they reign with grace, terror and even a whole lot of sarcasm.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“mean Bones isn’t real? Any other illusions you want to shatter for me?” I teased.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“If you two are done verbally copulating, we have a dead man to investigate,”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“I didn’t know it was a blanket statement that encompassed forever.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“Oh, I don’t know, maybe because I saved your life?” “Oh, please,” I sighed. “How long are you going to play that card?”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“He seems obnoxious.” “Are you talking about yourself in the third person now?”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“I am investigating a crime. You stole my heart.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“I noticed she was sitting in the wingback chair in the corner. I hadn’t even seen her move. She’s like a cat sometimes, I swear. A really evil cat. One of those cats that will eat your face if you die in your sleep and it takes a few days to find the body.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked