I Have A Bad Feeling About This Quotes

“WILDERNESS SURVIVAL TIP! If you’re sinking in quicksand, it is very important not to shout, “Help! I’m sinking in quicksand!” Because if your friends think there’s quicksand around, no way are they going to be dumb enough to try to pull you out and risk getting stuck themselves. Instead, you should shout, “Help! This natural hot springs is so comfortable that I feel guilty enjoying it all by myself!”
― Jeff Strand, I Have a Bad Feeling About This: A Hilarious Novel of Five Boys Surviving Summer Camp

“If a real leopard were chasing you, you’d be dead,” Max informed him. “Got it,” said Randy, still lying on the ground. “But getting eaten by a leopard is a pretty badass way to go, isn’t it?” “No.”
― Jeff Strand, I Have a Bad Feeling About This: A Hilarious Novel of Five Boys Surviving Summer Camp

“He didn’t like seeing her leave, but it was a spectacular view.”
― Jeff Strand, I Have a Bad Feeling About This: A Hilarious Novel of Five Boys Surviving Summer Camp

“Oh, well,” the chief of police would say, “that’s what you get for ignoring a sign written in blood.”
― Jeff Strand, I Have a Bad Feeling About This: A Hilarious Novel of Five Boys Surviving Summer Camp

“WILDERNESS SURVIVAL TIP! Ninety-seven percent of our nation’s ponds are filled to the top with piranha, which can skeletonize a cow in seconds. If you value your cow, don’t shove it into a pond.”
― Jeff Strand, I Have a Bad Feeling About This: A Hilarious Novel of Five Boys Surviving Summer Camp