PRISONER OF 2ND AVENUE Quotes

“Did you ever see Pearl's family album? There are no pictures of me as a boy. I skipped right over it. Thousands of pictures of you on bicycles, on ponies, in barber chairs...one picture of me in a 1938 Buick. I looked like Herbert Hoover.”
― Neil Simon, PRISONER OF 2ND AVENUE

“Food used to be so good. I used to love food. I haven't eaten food since I was thirteen years old...I haven't had a real piece of bread in thirty years. If I knew what was going to happen, I would have saved some rolls when I was a kid.”
― Neil Simon, PRISONER OF 2ND AVENUE