45 Seconds from Broadway Quotes

“I don't like to see Shakespeare in a theater. I like to see Shakespeare in the park.”
― Neil Simon, 45 Seconds from Broadway

“It was a limited engagement. When they stop coming, I limit the engagement.”
― Neil Simon, 45 Seconds from Broadway

“Wow, this is so great. Snow in New York, isn't it romantic?

Only if you love empty theaters.”
― Neil Simon, 45 Seconds from Broadway

“Oh, well this month we're sold out. Completely. You could go all over town, you won't find a ticket to the show... Unless you go to the box office. He's got racks of seats.”
― Neil Simon, 45 Seconds from Broadway

“But you'll see producers and theatre owners with a billion dollars worth of theaters come in here for lunch and you know why? Because it's cheap. You see those pictures on the wall? All young actors and actresses who you will never hear about in your life... And when 'dis place is gone, the entire Broadway will slide into the East River.”
― Neil Simon, 45 Seconds from Broadway