Scars and Songs Quotes

“There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don’t and stop. Well, unless they are used together.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“I've been broken and she's my missing pieces, all of them. My heart wants what it wants. She is the other half of my soul. I will never feel whole until she's mine.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“It took all my restraint not to fall to my knees in front of her and beg her to love me.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“There are five levels of the douche hierarchy: douche, douche bag, douche canoe, douche nozzle and right at the top, the king of it all, when the douche is displaying phenomenal amounts of doucheness, is a douche rocket. It’s when someone is such a douche, like the KING of douches, they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, they are ALL the levels of douchery put together, and douche rocked is used.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Let me in, because I promise you, I will pick up every little broken piece of you, every single fucking piece, Grace. For the rest of my fucking life, I will put you back together…I’ll make you whole again.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell … and you banged every guy on the way down.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Put a damn shirt on and cover up your eighteen pack or whatever you got going on under that skin, you are making me drool.”
“Lea, stop saying crap like that to me and stop gawking, awkward.”
Lea smiled down at me, “You, sir are a bit easy on the eye, so therefore I shall stare at you. If you feel at all uncomfortable, I could always knock you over the head with something until you’re unconscious and take pictures.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“You know, if you're going to be a smart ass, you should start by being smart. Otherwise, you're really just an ass.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Maybe someone like Ryan is better for her than a piece of shit like me,” I mumbled.
His smile slipped and his eyes rolled. “Okay, Shane. What the fuck did you eat for lunch, a narcissist burger with a side of self-esteem issue fries and a whiny ass frilly beer? You sound like a freaking girl.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Dear God, now I need a change of panties. Mine are soaking wet,” she whispered.
No thoughts in brain.
Me want girl.
I was seriously having trouble breathing normally.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“These two were bat-shit crazy, and I would thank God every day of the rest of this life for leading me to them.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Holy Discovery Channel Sex, Conner, we are going to get caught in a porn storm between these two. Conner you better be coming with us too, because if I have to watch them making googley-steamy-nasty-dirty-sex-eyes at each other, there won’t be a vibrator in the world big enough to satisfy me.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Oh, but Shane, if you make my best friend cry, I will tie your pretty little rock star ass up naked and let the homeless men in Central Park have their way with you.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Love wasn't forcing someone to feel the same thing you do for your own benefit. Love is patiently waiting for centuries to touch someone's lips again, love was giving up everything of yourself to let someone else be safe. Love is that breathless feeling when you want someone. It's the need to be a part of someone or you won't feel whole”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Please, save your breathe, you might need it to blow up your doll later.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Grace rocked through the rhythm and stepped forward towards the audience and the edge of
the stage, looking out over the crowd.People screamed louder. Strangely enough, I could hear Lea screaming, “That’s my best friend, bitches,” over everyone.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“I palmed his face and mushed him away from me before I got too angry and started really wailing on him. “Grab Alex’s guitar then and see if you can even remember how to hold it.”We all watched in horror as Tucker drunkenly tried to strap Alex’s precious guitar on,banging it into the speakers and amps, stumbling and struggling with it as he tried to stand up straight.
“You have got you be kidding me,” Ethan growled when Tucker finally got the guitar strapped
to him. Backwards. Then his legs seemed to buckle under him and he dropped heavily to his knees on
the floor. Alex’s eyes widened and his jaw flew open. “Get my guitar! Get it away from him! Get it!
Geeeeet Ittttttttt!” he yelled.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“She is a mortal danger to all men. She is beautiful without knowing it, and possesses charms that she's not even aware of. She is like a trap set by nature - a sweet perfumed rose in whose petals Cupid lurks in ambush. Anyone who has seen her smile has known perfection. She instills grace in every common thing and divinity in every careless gesture. Venus in her shell was never so lovely, and Diana in the forest never so graceful as you,” I whispered. Lifting my head up, I looked deep into her eyes.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Hey, and the rock star is here too! How you doing, son?”

“Hey, Mr. Rossi. Thanks for having me today. I’m doing great. How have you been?” I answered.

He lowered his gaze and stepped closer to me. “Good, good, son. I’m sure glad that everything was settled and you didn’t have anything to do with hurting our Gracie. Lea told me that you were the one to help her when that son of a bitch got his hands on her. We’re forever in your debt, Shane. I knew you couldn’t have hurt her.” He slid in front of the dining room chair at the head of the table, and sat down, leaning back with his arms folded across his chest. A serious expression crossed his features, “So did anybody get the son of a bitch, yet? Or am I going to have to make some calls…” Holy shit, it’s like the Godfather.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“I also want to kiss you until you're a puddle of sexy sauce on the floor, and then I want to lick you up, slowly”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Most guys don’t know this, but a woman’s G-spot is in her eyes and ears.  If you look in her pants, you’re never going to find it.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“Evil can never hide itself for too long, Shane. Its ego is too big not to be heard or seen for so long”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs

“I want you to tell me why you have a pair of broken angel wings on your shoulder. I want you to tell me why you cut your wrists and I want to know why and how you play and sing the way you do, but most of all, I want you to tell me what I need to do to be a good enough man for you.”
― Christine Zolendz, Scars and Songs