Prisoner of Trebekistan Quotes

“In high school, we barely brushed against Ogden Nash, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, or any of the other so-unserious writers who delight everyone they touch. This was, after all, a very expensive and important school. Instead, I was force-fed a few of Shakespeare's Greatest Hits, although the English needed translation, the broad comedy and wrenching drama were lost, and none of the magnificently dirty jokes were ever explained. (Incidentally, Romeo and Juliet, fully appreciated, might be banned in some U.S. states.) This was the Concordance again, and little more. So we'd read all the lines aloud, resign ourselves to a ponderous struggle, and soon give up the plot completely.”
― Bob Harris, Prisoner of Trebekistan: A Decade in Jeopardy!

“(Did you just suddenly notice your butt just now? Good. You’re paying close attention.)”
― Bob Harris, Prisoner of Trebekistan: A Decade in Jeopardy!