Beware of Bad Boy Quotes

“Go ahead and eat while I take a shower. I left a pen and paper on the table. Your homework for today is to write down all the things you'd do if there were no consequences."

"Why should I do that?" she asked belligerently.
"Because I said so and I'm the boss."

(...) After my shower, I found Gianna sitting on the couch with an amused, self-satisifed look on her face. I sauntered over to the dining room table to read her list.

1. Punch Caleb in the face.
2. Steal Caleb's car and go for a joy ride, which may involve crashing into a brick wall.
3. Find a way to get Caleb expelled from my school, so he'll have to live somewhere else.

I glanced up at Gianna to take in the smug grin on her face.

"What?" she asked innocently.”
― April Brookshire, Beware of Bad Boy

“The reason that the all-American boy prefers beauty to brains is that he can see better than he can think.” -Farrah Fawcett”
― April Brookshire, Beware of Bad Boy

“Getting jealous over a guy like Caleb would be like getting jealous over a swing at a public park. It was free for anyone to have a ride.”
― April Brookshire, Beware of Bad Boy

“In my car, I asked her, "So, where does Josh live?"

She twisted in her seat, her eyes wide. "What are you going to do?"
"You mean, what are we going to do?"

"We're going to beat him up together?" she guessed, eyes going impossibly wider.

"As romantic as that sounds, princess, we aren't even going to see him.”
― April Brookshire, Beware of Bad Boy

“Jeez, that's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me," I replied sarcastically. "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend."

"You shouldn't say bad words."
"I didn't just say a bad word." His serious demeanor was confusing me.

"Yes you did. You said the G-word," he whispered. "Girlfriend." His fake shudder was over the top.

"You're horrible, do you know that? A complete player."
"I know, but if I did want to enter the form of slavery called being in a relationship, it'd be with someone as hot as you."

I glared up at him. "Wow, that was the second most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. You're on a roll, Caleb.”
― April Brookshire, Beware of Bad Boy

“He started it.” What was this, the third grade?”
― April Brookshire, Beware of Bad Boy

“boys will be boys turn into I can’t take it anymore, you’re going to live with your father?”
― April Brookshire, Beware of Bad Boy

“The reason that the all-American boy prefers beauty to brains is that he can see better than he can think.” -Farrah Fawcett   CALEB”
― April Brookshire, Beware of Bad Boy