Dazzled Quotes

“One day I’m going to buy you your own chocolate fountain – and then I’m going to dip my dick in it and see how much you really like chocolate.”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled

“I felt like my lungs weren’t big enough to breathe her in, and my heart couldn’t beat fast enough to love her the way I wanted to.”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled

“I’m just allergic to cheating trollops – it makes me break out in sarcasm.”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled

“Oh you’d better believe it, baby! I’d ride you till you passed out from exhaustion, feed you a bacon sandwich, hose you down and start again.”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled

“Everyone knows that if you break the chocolate first, the calories fall out. Right?”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled

“There are many low points in a woman’s life, but when a bloke who’s been within a hair’s breadth of getting his hand down your knickers decides that he’s rather watch a children’s sci-fi programme made with puppets fifty years ago, you can’t get much lower. Just saying.”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled

“Jesus, Miles. You’re scruffy, your hair’s a mess, your eyebrows need plucking, your teeth are obviously British, you’re gonna have to start working out and damn it, stop chewing your nails!”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled

“I’d been dazzled by him my whole life. And it wasn’t fair. For either of us.”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled

“If I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I’d fart a tune,” she said, her voice hard and clear.”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled: A Hollywood Romance

“No, I’m just allergic to cheating trollops—it makes me break out in sarcasm.”
― Jane Harvey-Berrick, Dazzled: A Hollywood Romance