Sushi for Beginners Quotes

“That’s like the dog calling the cat’s arse hairy!”
― Marian Keyes, Sushi for Beginners

“Ireland?” “Small wet place across the Irish Sea,” Barry offered kindly. “Where they drink a lot?” Lisa said faintly. “And they never stop talking. That’s the place.”
― Marian Keyes, Sushi for Beginners

“...'there is no bogeyman,' Craig said confidently. 'Mummy said.'
Ted reconsidered. Surely something must scare him? Ok, if you don't go to sleep, Mick Hucknall will come and get you.'
'What's that?'
'I'll show you.' Ted nipped downstairs, grabbed the CD and ran back up. ...”
― Marian Keyes, Sushi for Beginners

“Of course I’ll respect you in the morning,’ she reassured. ‘I might disparage you a bit in the afternoon, mind,’ she added. ‘But I can guarantee my undivided respect in the morning.”
― Marian Keyes, Sushi for Beginners

“He’d refused to sack Honey Monster Shauna after she’d mistakenly included an extra zero in Gaelic Knitting and people ended up knitting christening shawls that were seventeen feet long instead of three.”
― Marian Keyes, Sushi for Beginners

“Perhaps the sadness of a divorce doesn’t actually disappear, she realized. Instead you have to incorporate it, learn to coexist with it”
― Marian Keyes, Sushi for Beginners

“… as you know, here at Randolph Media we reward hard work.”

Lisa twinkled prettily at the patent lie. Like many companies in the Western world, Randolph Media rewarded hard work with poor pay, increasing workloads, demotions and on-a-second’s redundancies.”
― Marian Keyes, Sushi for Beginners