Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got No Body Quotes

“What does she need a man for?” Maggie asked. “As long as she can run a lawn mower, knows a good mechanic, and has a fresh supply of Duracells, she doesn’t need one.”
― Jennie Marts, Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got No Body

“I think our next book should have some more spice in it,” Edna said. “I like those scenes with the hot stud who gets steamy with the busty girl next door. This book didn’t have any shower scenes or mention a single ‘throbbing member’.”

“Yeah, well, I haven’t seen a ‘throbbing member’ in so long that I forgot what they look like,”
― Jennie Marts, Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got No Body