Way Off Plan Quotes

“I was seriously not cut out for undercover work - which was pretty damn obvious, judging by the fact that I was currently cuddling with a suspect.”
― Alexa Land, Way Off Plan

“I smiled brightly and said, “I’m infiltrating the Russian mafia.”
― Alexa Land, Way Off Plan

“Are they Russian by way of the Ozarks?”
― Alexa Land, Way Off Plan

“You have to meet him, Jess. He’s nothing like you’d imagine.”
Now she was staring at me like I was batshit crazy. “Oh yeah. I definitely have to meet him. In fact,
just the other day I was saying to myself, you know what my social circle needs? More drug lords.”
― Alexa Land, Way Off Plan

“-It's not part of the plan, it's important that i keep my distance.

-So, what exactly are you doing now, here with me?

-Going way, Way off plan.

You and me both, i thought”
― Alexa Land, Way Off Plan