How (Not) to Kiss a Toad Quotes

“I am not responsible for my behavior when under the influence of ice cream.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“What are you doing sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself? When life kicks your butt, kick the shit out of it!”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“A lie by omission is just as bad as a lie by commission.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“In my opinion, there were very few things in life that ice cream couldn’t fix.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“You know, Electrocuted Zombie Brides...”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“Merlin seemed really relaxed and lackadaisical for a cat who had just transported through a public restroom into Magic Central and been met by a ghoul at the door.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“He was yummy. I mean yummy as in, I could eat in his face for the rest of my life and not get tired of it… Not in a creepy zombie way, of course.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“floral olive oil sorbet with mandarin orange swirls.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“Within the magical community, most brides are virgins. Do you have any idea how many curses and other horrible things are associated with virginity and virgin bloodshed? For witches, having sex before marriage invites all sorts of evil magic in.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad