Martians, Go Home Quotes

“Ce sera, dit-il au garçon venu prendre la commande de son dessert, un supervibrateur subatomique antiextraterrestre”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“Tired with the special weariness that comes from the combination of great responsibility and a feeling of utter inadequacy. Tired with defeat.”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“Juju must hang clear of ground,’ he said. M’Carthi gave an order, and three black bucks leaped to obey it. They tied a rope of woven vines around the juju and one of them shinned up the tree and passed the rope over a limb; the other two hoisted the juju”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“Against accusations of being a crackpot, he could have proved that he was sane. He had papers to show it, given him upon his release from a mental institution where once, some years before, he had been briefly incarcerated.”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“It’s perfectly logical,’ said Dr Snyder. ‘It’s absolutely proved. You can’t lie.’ ‘But I can,’ said the Martian. ‘Work on the logic of that a while, Mack.”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“Yes, there was the PFAM. The Psychological Front Against Martians.”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“The doctor sighed. ‘That is not within my province, Madam. But we’d better stop the bleeding from those cuts before we move him. I wonder if you would be so kind as to boil us some water?’ ‘Sure, Doctor.’ When the landlady had left the interne glanced curiously at the doctor. ‘Did you really want her to boil water or –?’ ‘Of course not, Pete. I wanted her to boil her head, but she wouldn’t have agreed to that. Always ask women to boil water if you want to get rid of them.”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“He turned to the want ads, looked for MALE HELP WANTED”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“But one and all they were abusive, aggravating, annoying, brash, brutal, cantankerous, caustic, churlish, detestable, discourteous, execrable, fiendish, flippant, fresh, galling, hateful, hostile, ill-tempered, insolent, impudent, jabbering, jeering, knavish killjoys. They were leering, loathsome, malevolent, malignant, nasty, nauseating, objectionable, peevish, perverse, quarrelsome, rude, sarcastic, splenetic, treacherous, truculent, uncivil, ungracious, waspish, xenophobic, yapping, and zealous in making themselves obnoxious to and in making trouble for everyone with whom they came in contact.”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“Evidentemente, l’oggetto di studio della specie marziana era l’uomo. Gli animali, in quanto tali, non li interessavano, anche se non esitavano a spaventarli o provocarli ogniqualvolta tali azioni potessero avere l’indiretto effetto di disturbare o ferire gli esseri umani. I cavalli, in particolare, avevano paura di loro, e andare a cavallo, per sport o come mezzo di trasporto, diventò tanto pericoloso da essere impossibile.
Solo uno stupido, finché i marziani furono con noi, osò cercare di mungere una mucca che non fosse fermamente assicurata, con le zampe legate e la testa immobilizzata. I cani erano presi dalla frenesia; molti mordevano i loro padroni e li si doveva abbattere. Solo i gatti, dopo una o due esperienze iniziali, si abituarono a loro e li accettarono con calma e aplomb. Ma d’altra parte i gatti sono sempre stati diversi.”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home

“A high-pitched chuckle sounded only an inch or two from Dr. Snyder’s right ear. He jumped a few inches, but very carefully didn’t turn, knowing it would put the Martian’s face unbearably close to his own.

“Ver-y clever, Mack, ver-y clever. And screwy as a bedbug, screwy as a bedbug.”

“It’s perfectly logical,” said Dr. Snyder. “It’s absolutely proved. You can’t lie.”

“But I can,” said the Martian. “Work on the logic of that a while, Mack.”
― Fredric Brown, Martians, Go Home