Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Quotes

“Dinosaurs are extinct, but chickens won evolution’s long game. Since the 1950s, the average broiler has grown so rapidly that, at this rate, they’ll reach T-rex proportions in a few centuries. We can only hope they don’t harbour grudges.”
― Raymond A. Anderson, Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?: A Student's and Intellectual's Guide and Toilet Companion

“King Sophytes (Punjab, 5th century BCE) clearly understood that nothing commands respect like a bird that starts its day screaming at the sun.”
― Raymond A. Anderson, Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?: A Student's and Intellectual's Guide and Toilet Companion