Juno Quotes

“In my opinon, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“He is the cheese to my macaroni.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? ”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. ”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am. ”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: That was you.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream... ”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um...
Mac MacGuff: *Or*...?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno: Honest to blog?”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script