Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons Quotes

“Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them.
Mom: I haven't seen them.
Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!”
― Bill Watterson, Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

“Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am.
...I've got more brains than I know what to do with.
Hobbes: So I've noticed.”
― Bill Watterson, Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

“There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.”
― Bill Watterson, Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

“Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE!
Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this?
Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.”
― Bill Watterson, Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons