The Grimoire of the Lamb Quotes

“Like the honey badger, the werewolf takes what it wants.”
― Kevin Hearne, The Grimoire of the Lamb

“Damn all hieroglyphics for making the ancient Egyptians look cool. Those old gods were best left in oblivion; you’d think the fact that they appeared most often on tombs would be a big hint that they weren’t friendly.”
― Kevin Hearne, Grimoire of the Lamb

“I promptly forgot about him and prepared a blend of Creativi-Tea, since I had some fantasy role-players coming in for their weekly dungeon crawl, and the DM always wanted a little something extra to keep him on top of his players.”
― Kevin Hearne, Grimoire of the Lamb

“People today think ancient Egypt was ineffably cool. I blame this misconception on hieroglyphics and (to a lesser extent) on the Bangles.”
― Kevin Hearne, Grimoire of the Lamb