The secret diary of Adrian Mole aged 13¾ Quotes

“He had a face like the north face of the Eiger by the time we’d got to the bit where the three wise men were reviled as capitalist pigs. He took Miss Elf into the showers and had a ‘Quiet Word’. We all heard every word he shouted. He said he wanted to see a traditional Nativity play, with a Tiny Tears doll playing Jesus and three wise men dressed in dressing gowns and tea towels. He threatened to cancel the play if Mary, alias Pandora, continued to go into simulated labour in the manger. This is typical of Scruton, he is nothing but a small-minded, provincial, sexually-inhibited fascist pig. How he rose to become a headmaster I do not know. He has been wearing the same hairy green suit for three years.”
― Sue Townsend, The secret diary of Adrian Mole aged 13¾

“It is the first day of spring. The council have chopped all the elms down in Elm Tree Avenue.”
― Sue Townsend, The secret diary of Adrian Mole aged 13¾

“It is the first day of spring. The council have chopped all the elms down in Elm Tree Avenue”
― Sue TownsendTownsend, The secret diary of Adrian Mole aged 13¾