The Halfling's Harvest Quotes

“Woe unto anyone who tries to come between a halfling and the simple pleasures in life.”
― S.L. Rowland, The Halfling's Harvest

“You’re not good with compliments, are you?” There was a softness to the gnome’s voice.
Marigold met her eyes. “What gave it away?”
“I think you know.” Poppy chuckled. “But it’s okay, pobody’s nerfect.”
Marigold snorted. “Pobody’s nerfect. I’ve never heard that one before.”
“Some scholarly humor for you.” Poppy smiled. “We say it whenever someone makes an error or misquotes something.”
― S.L. Rowland, The Halfling's Harvest