Guarded by the Phantom Quotes

“You are a vision I want to lick your titties Get naked with me.”
― Layla Fae, Guarded by the Phantom

“I’ll also wear a pink thong and make sure it’s visible under my perfectly tailored uniform.” I tapped item thirty-seven, “proper attire.” Fatima nodded, getting up with a sigh. “But will you survive without being able to say ‘fuck’?” She asked, arching her thick eyebrow. “I think I’ll manage.” I laughed as I walked out. When I was safely out of her range, I turned and blew her a kiss. “I stern you, scurvy companion!” I exclaimed, waving my hand and in an affected gesture. Fatima chuckled, shaking her head, and replied in kind. “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.”
― Layla Fae, Guarded by the Phantom

“Nat, we almost kissed. I think she wanted to, but hell, I DONT KNOW. No one ever wanted to kiss me. How do I know for sure? Is there a questionnaire I could have her fill out?” We were almost there when my phone finally pinged. I fumbled in my haste to read his words of wisdom, but Nat didn’t give me anything. Instead, he sent a link to an article in a men’s magazine. 10 Signs She’s Really Into you.”
― Layla Fae, Guarded by the Phantom

“Nat, I want to write her poems. She’s gorgeous. When she smiles, I forget who I am. What do I do?!?” His reply was completely unhelpful, as usual. “Write your name down and put it in your pocket if you forget who you are. Also, what poems? Send an example.” I gritted my teeth and quickly typed up a haiku. “You are a vision I want to lick your titties get naked with me.”
― Layla Fae, Guarded by the Phantom

“Poor baby.” I said with exaggerated sympathy. “You should never kick an abomination. Here, stop jumping around I’ll see if your foot is okay. “Fuck you.” She whined, hugging her knee to her chest, fingers wrapped around her sneaker. “Why are you so stupidly hard?” “Well, that’s what happens when a man is strongly attracted to someone.” I said mildly. “Didn’t you have sex ed in school?”
― Layla Fae, Guarded by the Phantom