Mannies Incorporated Quotes

“You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body.”
― Sean Michael, Mannies Incorporated

“Slayde came out of the kitchen, long brown hair pulled back into a ponytail, T-shirt dusted with flour, coffee in hand. "If you wake the kids up before two, I'm going to beat you with a skillet.”
― Sean Michael, Mannies Incorporated

“So, what's the plan for today?" If he asked for the whole day's plan he couldn't get in Slayde's way, right?
"It's Wednesday. Wednesday is library day and I promised we could eat lunch at the park. Then someone told me they wanted macaroni and cheese for supper."
He looked at the kids. "It wasn't me." He gave Christian a wink.
"No. Me," answered Christian. "With hot dogs in it."
Oh, gag.
"Isn't that nice." Maybe Slayde would let him order them something for the grown-ups.
Christian nodded, grinned. "Macamaronis and hot dogs! Yay!"
The girls cheered. "Yay!”
― Sean Michael, Mannies Incorporated

“The crusts, or at least what he assumed was crusts, were already rolled out flat rounds.
"How many do we need?" Because he could eat one of these all on his own.
"One for Uncle Slayde and Jenny. One for me and Maggie. One for…Who do you share with?"
"I think I can probably eat the whole thing by myself." He patted his belly. "What do you think?"
Christian looked at him. "You could prob'ly eat a whole elephant.”
― Sean Michael, Mannies Incorporated

“Hey. Hey, stop that, now. Uncle Drake is a nice man." He held Maggie, patting her while Jenny and Christian looked at their sister like she was crazy.
Drake looked like he was facing down the worst thug imaginable.
"We're a little sensitive."
"About cookies or cops?"
"Cookies. Spiders. Dogs. Cats. Birds. Balloons. Semi trucks. Caterpillars…”
― Sean Michael, Mannies Incorporated

“If you wake the kids up before two, I'm going to beat you with a skillet.”
― Sean Michael, Mannies Incorporated

“Drake was going to scream. "That's my sister," he growled. He did not need to hear about her getting it on with anyone.

"Uh-huh. I was in the delivery room for the last baby. I've seen her hoo-ha. Protection.”
― Sean Michael, Mannies Incorporated

“I am not cake," Drake growled and pointed to the actual cake on the table. "That is cake. And I am not puffy, I'm studly. So there.”
― Sean Michael, Mannies Incorporated

“Drake was going to scream. "That's my sister," he growled. He did not need to hear about her getting it on with anyone. "Uh-huh. I was in the delivery room for the last baby. I've seen her hoo-ha. Protection.”
― Sean Michael, Mannies Incorporated