Frat House Troopers Quotes

“Your panties need to say, ‘Tear me off, for I contain wonders!’ Those say, ‘Look away while I complete your tax forms.’ I’ll be back in a jiff with the right ones.”
― Xavier Mayne, Frat House Troopers

“You know, we’re really not in Kansas anymore,” Brandt chuckled as he lifted his glass.
“Congratulations, my friend,” toasted Donnelly, raising his glass to Brandt. “A Dorothy reference means that you are officially a member of Gay Club.”
― Xavier Mayne, Frat House Troopers

“A penis is a penis, but a hard-on is more like a message you send to other people. It’s a desire, not a body part.”
Brandt swiveled his chair around to face Donnelly, “‘It’s a desire, not a body part’? What kind of fucked-up angry feminist book did you get that out of?”
--Donnelly & Brandt”
― Xavier Mayne, Frat House Troopers

“Brandt was in a room full of people all looking at him as he was about to get naked...When Brandt’s cock sprung free, there was a gasp from all corners of the room.
Nestor fanned himself. Bryce’s mouth made a perfect “O” in exactly the right shape to fit over a beautiful, plump cockhead. Donnelly just stared, blinked hard, and stared some more.
“What? You guys all look like you’ve never seen a dick before,” Brandt said, a touch of defensive anger in his voice.
“Honey, I thought I had, but I have been most cruelly misled,” answered Bryce.
--Dressing room incident #3”
― Xavier Mayne, Frat House Troopers

“What do you think women use theirs for? Shooting out doves at weddings?”
― Xavier Mayne, Frat House Troopers