And The Winner Is Quotes

“I desperately want some time alone, to think things through, to wallow in my own depression, to throw myself a pity party with hats and streamers and blow horns, but I can’t seem to get even that right.”
― Erin Brady, And The Winner Is...

“his backside is just as impressive as his front.”
― Erin Brady, And The Winner Is...

“what kind of a writer doesn’t type up his work and back it up on a computer? I mean, hello! We are in the 21st century, the era of the Internet and all. There are flash drives, hard drives, discs, and clouds to back up anything from songs to books, and this guy still uses a journal?”
― Erin Brady, And The Winner Is...

“As a perk to being partner, he puts himself in charge of all the young, pretty female new hires. It’s a running joke at the office that he is living his mid-life crisis at work. He has one foot in retirement and the other foot sliding up the leg and under the skirt of some new associate.”
― Erin Brady, And The Winner Is...

“how I became an accountant. You really want to know? Well, I can tell you because I remember the exact moment it happened. It’s one of those major life events that stays in your memory like your first kiss, your first introduction to dirty martinis with extra olives, and the first time you discovered the magic of a vibrator.”
― Erin Brady, And The Winner Is...

“I can’t dance or sing. I was banned from singing in the shower by my entire family and one ex-boyfriend.”
― Erin Brady, And The Winner Is...

“as proof of how much of a New Yorker I really am, I can curse at anyone, if necessary, in three different languages. After all, the Big Apple is the melting pot of the world, and if you have to be rude, you at least need to be respectful of the different cultures that live here.”
― Erin Brady, And The Winner Is...

“Marty was a damn good accountant. The way she handled a calculator—pure magic, I tell you. There are not many people who have that gift. If you don't believe me, just pull up to any fast food drive-through and see how long it takes them to add up your order.”
― Erin Brady, And The Winner Is...