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How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill Quotes
How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
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“I’m pretty sure dodgeball was invented by some gym teacher who hated kids and just wanted an excuse to throw things at them.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“Khatchadorian”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“might have had something to do with this emergency”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“GOOD TIMES”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“Right now, they were all staring back at me like I’d asked them to sign up for alligator wrestling or ballroom-dance classes or something seriously awful like that.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“Legend.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“But I was definitely starting to see where his nickname came from.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“sometimes life is a whole lot more interesting inside my head than it is on the outside.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“minivan,”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“wasps are as big as birds and have definite anger-management issues.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“YOU JUST PICKED THE WRONG INMATE TO MESS WITH!” Legend said. “I’M TALKING TO YOU, DOOLIN. YOU HEAR ME? BAD CHOICE… VERY BAD CHOICE!”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“I’ve already got a couple of awesome ideas.” Leo”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“Nuke Khatchadorian.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“It was Katie Kim.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“(Are you getting bored yet?)”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“No, I love to break rules.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“MEET THE BOOGER EATER”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
“Once we were inside, I went straight for Doolin’s bunk. I pulled open his sleeping bag, stuck my hand in that jar of peanut butter, and started spreading it around like I was making the world’s biggest sandwich. Norman was right behind with the honey. “Rafe, this isn’t right,” he said. “Sure it is,” I said. “The peanut butter always goes first.”
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
― How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
