Second Chances Quotes

“ I only require that my characters have one thing and one thing in common. A total lack of self-control.”
― Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!

“Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.”
― Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!

“What Mufy means is that he is in possession of rather capacious breasts for a male of the human species”
― Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!

“G had fallen asleep and tumbled into the motor assembly of the Ferris wheel. It spat him out.”
― Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!

“The kids found the new high tensile Duncan Yo-Yo string was strong enough to use as a garrotte.”
― Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!