The Other Fish in the Sea Quotes

“Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“I love the little kids... they're my minions.”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“You find out who your real friends are when you call and tell 'em you just accidentally killed a hooker and they show up with a shovel and full tank of gas.”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude...she was fuckin' grisly.”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“Bad sex is a fuckin' myth, like a goddamned legendary creature in some fuckin' sappy fairytale.”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“Oh, you know...staring down fear, laughing in the face of death, taking a ride in Hell, and in general, testing the waters of the unknown.”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“Thunderdome will never be boring so I'll have fresh battle scars when I die.”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“Okay folks, what we have here is surely a never been seen before event. It looks like Satan herself has been called out by a - hey, how old is that walking corpse?”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“I'm totally on Facebook, my alias is Invisible Nightmare.”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“True, but Little Sister is patient and she's always watching.”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“Again, folks, you've been witness to one of the most seldom seen events in history... I'm Chicken Larson saying good night, sleep tight and don't let the boogie man or a suicide blonde getchya.”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea

“What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid?”
― Jenn Cooksey, The Other Fish in the Sea