The Last Final Girl Quotes

“But everything's Horror, isn't it? Sometimes you just can't see the blood”
― Stephen Graham Jones, The Last Final Girl

“Lindsay’s hauling up the Titan sword, holding it up like she has the power.”
― Stephen Graham Jones, The Last Final Girl

“Putting it in the spank bank for later.”
― Stephen Graham Jones, The Last Final Girl

“You seem to know a lot about this particular genre we’re in,” he says.”
― Stephen Graham Jones, The Last Final Girl

“She didn’t really die. Just got skewered for laughs, left for dead in some steaming pile of gore with her current boy toy.”
― Stephen Graham Jones, The Last Final Girl

“I don’t—I don’t think so. The paper says she died early, one of the first ones. Flashed her funbags and got punished for it. A first-reel sacrifice.”
― Stephen Graham Jones, The Last Final Girl

“You mean Crystal’s a final girl too?”
― Stephen Graham Jones, The Last Final Girl

“He just falls and falls, and, in case it looks too much like a sequel set-up, he catches a couple of shattering ledges on the way down, and, on the chance that’s not enough, we go”
― Stephen Graham Jones, The Last Final Girl

“Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count. —Heathers”
― Stephen Graham Jones, The Last Final Girl