How To Quit Playing Hockey Quotes

“If you’re gay how come you don’t dress better?”
. . .
“I’m undercover,” he answered. "Obviously. I’m reporting back tonight on how best to attack the heterosexual hockey male demographic.”
― Isa K., How To Quit Playing Hockey

“This is a completely heterosexual bro-hug that I offer in a totally nongay way to all my hockey brothers.”
― Isa K., How To Quit Playing Hockey

“Initiation. What he meant was hazing. [...] Bonding and brotherhood were always the excuses, but more often it was about humiliation and channeling sexual frustrations into perverse games of dominance.”
― Isa K., How To Quit Playing Hockey