Swamp Monster Massacre Quotes

“Does it have a bed?" Liz asked doing her best to prop him up.
"A couple of old army cots that probably have more mildew than a politician has bullshit.”
― Hunter Shea, Swamp Monster Massacre

“You want to lay yourself out like an appetizer, go ahead.”
― Hunter Shea, Swamp Monster Massacre

“When people did stupid things around him, that was usually the last thing they did.”
― Hunter Shea, Swamp Monster Massacre

“Getting out of tight jams was his specialty.”
― Hunter Shea, Swamp Monster Massacre