You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps Quotes

“When you're about to die, your whole life's supposed to flash before your eyes. When you fall in true love, on the other hand, what you see in the twinkling of an eye is your entire future.”
― Tom Holt, You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps

“Never attribute to malice anything that can be explained by incompetence”
― Tom Holt, You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps

“A lifetime in the business had taught her that, apart from the few good people that work along-side you,nobody is to be trusted,ever,because sooner or later they'll let you down,sure as God made little green apples. And, when you came to think of it,hadn't that been the dirtiest trick of them all?”
― Tom Holt, You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps

“There ought to be a dictionary of smiles; somewere you can look them up and find out what they mean.”
― Tom Holt, You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps