Puppy Love Quotes

“I swear, when men were created, the universe replaced their brain cells with audacity.”
― Elle Sprinkle, Puppy Love: A Queer Romance

“I like when I make Dr. Burton laugh. It makes me feel like I’ve won at therapy. Like I’m his favorite patient.”
― Elle Sprinkle, Puppy Love: A Queer Romance

“You’re on the bottom, sweetheart.” She smirks. “You just lay there and look pretty. Cheer me on, maybe.”
― Elle Sprinkle, Puppy Love: A Queer Romance

“The only thing my brain does control is ensuring constant worry is always present.”
― Elle Sprinkle, Puppy Love: A Queer Romance

“I’ve known I was bisexual since I was 9 years old. Everyone makes their barbies scissor; it doesn’t make you gay. But naming your barbies after yourself and your fourth-grade best friend…”
― Elle Sprinkle , Puppy Love: A Queer Romance

“I mean, if the gays have a place in hell, so does corporate America, given that it fucks pretty much everyone.”
― Elle Sprinkle, Puppy Love: A Queer Romance

“If falling asleep to serial-killer documentaries could get you on a watch list, I’d be on the FBI’s Most Wanted.”
― Elle Sprinkle, Puppy Love: A Queer Romance

“Buddy is like, the number one most basic dog name on the planet,” I respond.”
― Elle Sprinkle, Puppy Love: A Queer Romance

“Why are golden retrievers so cute and simultaneously complete psychopaths?”
― Elle Sprinkle, Puppy Love: A Queer Romance

“I’m a dog groomer. I accidentally eat dog hair all day long.”
― Elle Sprinkle, Puppy Love: A Queer Romance