Pirate! Quotes

“crowd gawped. Bertie and Royston were rolling on the ground, while their dads yelled and shoved each other. “Cheat!” “You’re the cheat, fat face!” “Don’t you call me fat face!” Everyone had forgotten the race for the moment. Everyone except the team in third place. As they crossed the line, loud cheers filled the air. Bertie let go of Royston’s foot and looked up. No, it couldn’t be! After all that effort, all that training, the winners were Mum and Suzy!”
― Alan MacDonald, Pirate!