Alan MacDonald > Quotes

“Try and hang on,” said Dad. “Just a few more minutes… We’re almost at the—” Bertie was sick.”
― Alan MacDonald, Scream!

“queue”
― Alan MacDonald, Fame!

“Suzy appeared in the doorway. “Bella,” she said. Bertie groaned. Not Bossy Bella. Of all Suzy’s friends she was the worst. She would be trying to boss him around all night.”
― Alan MacDonald, Burp!

“Bertie looked up from the comic he was reading. “It’s OK,” he said. “I can look after myself.” It would be great not having a babysitter. Suzy was sleeping over at Bella’s so he would have the house all to himself.”
― Alan MacDonald, Germs!

“six years.”
― Alan MacDonald, Smash!

“crowd gawped. Bertie and Royston were rolling on the ground, while their dads yelled and shoved each other. “Cheat!” “You’re the cheat, fat face!” “Don’t you call me fat face!” Everyone had forgotten the race for the moment. Everyone except the team in third place. As they crossed the line, loud cheers filled the air. Bertie let go of Royston’s foot and looked up. No, it couldn’t be! After all that effort, all that training, the winners were Mum and Suzy!”
― Alan MacDonald, Pirate!

“Number”
― Alan MacDonald, Worms!

“Think!”
― Alan MacDonald, Starstruck!

“behaviour,”
― Alan MacDonald, Aliens!

“Like flies in custard.” “Worms in ice cream,” said Donna. “Maggot jelly,” said Eugene.”
― Alan MacDonald, Burp!

“Just a few more minutes… We’re almost at the—”
― Alan MacDonald, Scream!

“battle”
― Alan MacDonald, Mascot!

“Angela put her hand on Bertie’s.”
― Alan MacDonald, Worms!

“Weakly. For the next few weeks sounds of banging and hammering came from Mr Weakly’s room after school.”
― Alan MacDonald, Mascot!

“Donna.”
― Alan MacDonald, Burp!

“ARGHHHHHHHHH!”
― Alan MacDonald, Loo!