Ice Blues Quotes

“He was the only man I knew who could roll his eyes over the telephone.”
― Richard Stevenson, Ice Blues

“You have to be able to roll your eyes up into your skull, down the inside of the back of your head, up your jawbone, and into the sockets again. That's how the writers wrote the character, and the producers have too much integrity to alter the conception.”
― Richard Stevenson, Ice Blues

“How long will you be staying?" asked the desk clerk, a middle-aged man with sea-green hair growing out of both ears and all three nostrils.

"Two, three days."

"Want a woman?"

"No, thank you."

"A man?"

"We're here for the Moral Majority convention," Timmy said, "so watch your tongue, mister."

"I can get you a nice religious boy who likes to be hit with a palm frond."

I said, "What about a pair of secular humanist twins who'll recite Rousseau in our ears while they bang it at home? Can you get us that?"

"I'd have to make some calls.”
― Richard Stevenson, Ice Blues

“Opera has always been my chief emotional release. Along with sex, of course.”
― Richard Stevenson, Ice Blues

“Mother of God!"

"That was my thought, or the Presbyterian equivalent thereof.”
― Richard Stevenson, Ice Blues