The 26-Storey Treehouse Quotes

“WHY THE SHARKS ATE TERRY’S UNDERPANTS”
― Andy Griffiths, The 26-Story Treehouse: Pirate Problems!

“feel free to watch! Just try not to sneeze—we don’t want any more germs getting into these poor”
― Andy Griffiths, The 26-Story Treehouse: Pirate Problems!

“pictures.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 26-Story Treehouse: Pirate Problems!

“Great idea!’ I say. ‘Let’s load”
― Andy Griffiths, The 26-Storey Treehouse

“this?’ ‘It would make a great head for our scarecrow,’ says Terry. ‘I didn’t know you had a scarecrow,’ says Jill. ‘We don’t,’ says Terry, ‘but if we did this head would be perfect!’ ‘No way,’ I say. ‘I don’t want to see that man’s head ever again. I hated him.’ ‘Yeah,’ says Jill, ‘so did I.’ ‘Oh, did you know him, too?’ says Terry. ‘Yes! Don’t you remember? I was on board his ship when you and Andy were captured. I’ll never forget my first sight of you, Terry! You looked like you were wearing a nappy!’ ‘It wasn’t a nappy,’ says Terry. ‘I was wearing emergency self-inflating underpants. They get a bit baggy when they deflate.’ ‘And Andy was so scared he was crying,’ says Jill. ‘I was not crying,’ I say. ‘It was just spray from”
― Andy Griffiths, The 26-Storey Treehouse

“World War II sea mines,”
― Andy Griffiths, The 26-Story Treehouse: Pirate Problems!