Miss Kraft Is Daft! Quotes

“We had to walk a million hundred miles back to class in single file. Everybody was being really quiet. Nobody wanted to get in trouble with Mr. Klutz. I looked around for Mr. Granite, but I couldn’t find him.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Kraft Is Daft!

“Billy said that if you try to multiply numbers higher than ten, the earth will fall off its axis. And if you get all the way up to eleven times eleven, you get sucked into a parallel universe, and you travel back in time until you get to the Big Bang, when your head explodes.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Kraft Is Daft!