You Only Die Twice Quotes

“The McDonalds went out back and were fortunate”
― Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice

“Caleb”
― Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice

“bladder.”
― Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice

“Gettysburg Address (“Four score and seven years ago …”),”
― Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice

“in 1884, at a shoe store in Vicksburg, a man named Phil Gilbert came up with the idea of selling left and right shoes together in the same box!”
― Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice

“He was holding up a pair of underwear with the words WORLD’S LARGEST SOURCE OF NATURAL GAS on the back.”
― Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice

“in South Carolina it’s illegal to keep a horse in a bathtub?”
― Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice

“Stonewall Jackson led our troops,” he said. “Nine months later, the Battle of Chancellorsville took place not far from here. One of our guys mistook Stonewall for a Union officer and fired a volley at him. A bullet shattered his arm, and it had to be amputated just below the shoulder. Then they buried the arm in its own grave.”
― Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice

“Yeah, if Mickey Mouse was a mass murderer.”
― Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice