The Gravedigger's Brawl Quotes

“Wyatt slowed to a stop. Noah continued on for a few feet before he realized Wyatt had dropped back, and he turned to look at him questioningly.

“I don’t think I can do this,” Wyatt said. Noah nodded in understanding and walked back beside him. He reached up and smacked Wyatt on the side of the head.

“Did you leave your balls in his toilet too?”

" Ow! What? No!”

“Then get the lead out, Case,” Noah said as he grabbed Wyatt’s elbow and began pulling him along.

“I hate you.”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl

“Aw, they’re all cuddly. It’s like watching grizzlies mate.”
Ash from The Gravedigger's Brawl”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl

“I feel dirty," Ash added. "You just got barebacked by a ghost," Noah said. "You should feel dirty.”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl

“I don’t like this, not one bit. I don’t have many morals, but the ones I do have are not happy.”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl

“A prickle of porcupines, a cackle of hyenas, a pounce of cats, a slither of snakes. But it’s a nest of vipers, a quiver of cobras, and a rhumba of rattlesnakes. They also have a parliament of owls and a congress of baboons, which I find insulting to baboons myself.”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl

“Why is it always the wackadoos who’re so good in bed?”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl

“What do they call a collective of ghosts?”
“I don’t know. What?”
“A fraid.”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl

“Are you scared?”
“Yes! It freaks me out, okay?”
Wyatt laughed. “Noah! You have a black belt!”
“What good does that do against ghosts and hobgoblins? Just because I can kick your ass doesn’t mean I’m not tender.”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl

“Your effort is noted and you will be laid for it.”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl

“What color is it today?”
― Abigail Roux, The Gravedigger's Brawl