Rumor Has It Quotes

“Having sex is three times more effective as a pain reflector than a morphine dose.”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It

“-It's all your fault. I'm not usually so noisy.
-It worked to our advantage. You kept the bears scared off.”
― Jill Shalvis , Rumor Has It

“You named your dildo.” “No,” she said. “Dildo is a town in Newfoundland, Canada. I have a . . .” She lowered her voice. “Vibrator.”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It

“The first contraceptive was crocodile dung,” she whispered. “The Egyptians used it in 2000 BC.”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It

“Studies say that a woman can increase the likelihood of a man approaching her if she uncrosses her arms, makes subtle eye contact, and smiles,”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It

“Our earlobes line up with our nipples.”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It

“An ostrich egg is bigger than its brain.”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It

“He told me that when a male honeybee mates, its testicles explode and the penis is left inside the queen bee.”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It

“it’s cold enough to freeze the nuts off a brass monkey,” Mikey said. The kids giggled. “Mikey said nuts,” Nina said. Kate held up a hand, the sign for silence. “The saying comes from the Civil War days, when the cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they’d crack and break off. Breaking the nuts off the brass monkey. Get it?”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It

“A dork is a whale’s penis.”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It

“The tongue’s the sole muscle in your body that’s attached at only one end.”
― Jill Shalvis, Rumor Has It