Merry Ex-Mas Quotes

“Jake slammed a pot on the stove and pulled a can of chili from his side of the cupboard. Canned chili. He might as well have been a bachelor again.”
― Sheila Roberts, Merry Ex-Mas

“Too bad a girl couldn’t shed the husband but keep the family,”
― Sheila Roberts, Merry Ex-Mas

“later, when it was time for dessert, Mims the fishaterian learned that the slice of mincemeat pie she was enjoying was a hunter’s version with moose meat added to the sweet filling and had to make a dash for the bathroom.”
― Sheila Roberts, Merry Ex-Mas