My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar Quotes

“She's about as sweet as a flaming turd.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“Rafe was trying to convince an older couple that they needed an extra toilet.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“The next day I picked up my electric guitar and amp at a tag sale. Grandma Dotty loves tag sales, and somehow she managed to bargain with the guy who was selling them, until we paid just three dollars”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“We Stink was going to sink like the Titanic.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“NEED SOME HELP?”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“five,”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“I was going to take off all my clothes and streak through the hallway.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“Uh, that wasn’t French, Rhonda.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“Rhonda’s eyes were so wide that I thought they might fall out of her head and roll around on the floor.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“GRANDMA DOTTY WANDERED into the kitchen, singing at the top of her lungs. She was wearing a tracksuit and a pair of rainbow-striped leg warmers.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“GOT A lot of stares the minute I walked through the double doors. Not surprising. Grandma Dotty had been so enthusiastic about the “punk” style I was rocking that”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“Actually, it was more like they thought I was going to take off all my clothes and streak through the hallway.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“Rock the Casbah!”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“I’m wondering if you can speed this story up a bit,” Ms. Jordan said. “I spilled pudding on Missy Trillin’s head while she was taking a pee.” “I see.” Ms. Jordan nodded. “Now I think we’re getting somewhere.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

“Oh,” I said. I felt like I’d just swallowed a boot: sick and lumpy. “Are you okay?” the blond kid asked me. “You look like you just swallowed a boot.”
― James Patterson, My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar