The New Adventures of the Mad Scientists' Club Quotes

“Hoh, Boy!" Freddy snorted, slapping his palm to his forehead. "I hope you never donate your brain to science. It would set civilization back fifty years.”
― Bertrand R. Brinley, The New Adventures of the Mad Scientists' Club

“Abner Larrabee’s wife, who is a social leader in town, wailed piteously in a letter to the editor of the Mammoth Falls Gazette that her prize peonies had been stoned to death just before they reached the full glory of their bloom. She complained bitterly about “wanton boys who create mischief with their teen-age pranks” and wondered when the mayor was going to do something about the problem of juvenile delinquency.”
― Bertrand R. Brinley, The New Adventures of the Mad Scientists' Club