The Book of Riley 1 Quotes

“There’s the Alpha male named Charles, the Alpha female Heather, the oldest female cub Jessie (my favorite), the younger male cub Daniel (who needs a lesson in manners, if he pulls my ears one more time I will relieve myself on his pillow) and the infant cub who is my second favorite”
― Mark Tufo, The Book of Riley

“I’d rather mate with a snake,” I told her, which was pretty low as far as dog swears went.”
― Mark Tufo, The Book of Riley