Crazy Little Thing Quotes

“Apparently while I was reading
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Being surrounded by the people you loved is what made life... well, life.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Ours was the kind of dinner conversation one might expect to find in an English-as-a-second-language course or in the babble of a Pentecostal church.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Talking to the sperm-donor-formerly-known-as-my-husband was just the garlic frosting I needed on this total piece of shit day.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Hating him had not come upon me all at once. It was gradual, creeping over me slowly, insidiously, like frostbite, until eventually I was frozen solid.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“That’s called style, girlfriend. It’s what sets us apart from the animals. And the rednecks.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“The conversation blended into a sort of anecdotal jambalaya, with bits of our history woven in with pop culture trivia.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Glasgow? Isn’t that in Sweden?” Dody was asking. He shook his head. “Scotland.” “Oh, yes, Scotland. Why, you must know Sean Connery then? He’s Scottish. Or is he German?” Des bit back a smile. “He is Scottish, but no, I never had the pleasure.” “Really? That’s surprising. Sweden is such a small country.” “Scotland.” “What? Oh, yes. Scotland. Why did you move from there, dear? Was it because of the potatoes?” She patted his hand sympathetically. “The potatoes?” “Potato famine was in Ireland, Mom,” Jasper said, banging the oven door shut. “In the 1840s,” I added, wanting to show off a little of my vast wealth of useless, esoteric facts.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Hello?” I tried to sound skinny.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“You’ll find the balance you need as soon as you let go of how you think things should be and accept them as they are.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Without the despair of today we can’t experience the joy of tomorrow.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Love is a grave mental disease.” “Shakespeare?” Kyle shook his head. “Plato.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“MY HUSBAND HAD A TALENT for putting the dick in unpredictable, so I wasn’t entirely surprised to catch him at an office party with his hand up the skirt of a giggly, jiggly redhead.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Apparently while I was reading The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Don’t pretend to be happy. Choose to be happy.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Josh Groban.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“I bit my lip, pondering a dozen sinister possibilities as we walked into the family room. Maybe he’d kidnap them and drive over the border? No, he couldn’t troll for chicks with two kids in the backseat. Plus he hated Canadians. Maybe he’d drop them off at Jesus Camp and bring them back to me as little evangelicals? No, Richard and church didn’t mix. Too many rules about monogamy. So try as I might, I couldn’t come up with anything. Except that maybe, just maybe, he was being sincere.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Was it possible Des had not revealed my humiliation? Richard would have made a huge production of such an occasion. He loved to repeat stories of my misadventures. Like the time I accidentally ripped an incredibly loud fart during a funeral at precisely the moment the priest asked if anyone had something they’d like to share. Or the time we were out to dinner with Richard’s boss and I discovered I had Jordan’s baby poo all over my sleeve.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“I bit my lip and silently scolded myself. Richard flirted with waitresses in the most obnoxious fashion, insisting it was only to get better service. I never dared ask him which service he was referring to. But Des wasn’t paying them any special attention. I mentally clunked myself in the head. If I let my insecurities get the best of me, I would ruin this evening before it ever started. Get a grip, Sadie.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“Ugh! Talking to the sperm-donor-formerly-known-as-my-husband was just the garlic frosting I needed on this total piece of shit day.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“si dejamos de reír, habrán ganado los terroristas.”
― Tracy Brogan, Mi segunda primera vez

“You have much more than you realize. You’ll find the balance you need as soon as you let go of how you think things should be and accept them as they are. Watch for the big wave. It’ll push you in the direction of joy. You will be happy,”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“—El amor es una enfermedad mental grave. —¿Shakespeare?”
― Tracy Brogan, Mi segunda primera vez

“cuando la vida te da naranjas, hazte un zumo.”
― Tracy Brogan, Mi segunda primera vez

“Maybe he actually was a nice guy. They did exist! And luck had brought me one. (What was next? Unicorns?)”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“I felt like that kite. Hanging on by a slender thread, with no certainty or control over which direction life would turn me next.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“for”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“you can’t fight against the universal balance. Without the despair of today we can’t experience the joy of tomorrow.”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing

“CHAPTER”
― Tracy Brogan, Crazy Little Thing