Little Squirrels Can Climb Tall Trees Quotes

“They view New York as Satan's waiting room." "If this is the waiting room, where does the guy reside or work?" "New Jersey, I assume," Kyle said with a smile. "I mean, dude, have you been to Jersey?”
― Michael Murphy, Little Squirrels Can Climb Tall Trees

“I was a professor of penis, a connoisseur of cock, a devotee of dick, an epicure of erections. I had made it my life’s work to worship the male member. And what a member this one was.”
― Michael Murphy, Little Squirrels Can Climb Tall Trees