Heretical Fishing Quotes

“They believe all paths of evolution eventually lead to crabs—a process called carcinization”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“I thought I was in a fantasy world—where were the names like Zorian, Wei Shi Lindon, and Carl? Okay, maybe not that last one . . .”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“divine”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“The scene was only marginally ruined by the charging, apoplectic crab.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“Then, through a bizarre series of events triggered by divine intervention, pure happenstance, or some other, equally confusing interdimensional fuckery, I was reborn into this world and now possessed everything I could need.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“If you’re gonna wear a straw hat anyway, you may as well look like the future king of the pirates while doing it.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“Nah. That felt like just the right amount of sass.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing