Haylock Jobson > Quotes

“They believe all paths of evolution eventually lead to crabs—a process called carcinization”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“Then, through a bizarre series of events triggered by divine intervention, pure happenstance, or some other, equally confusing interdimensional fuckery, I was reborn into this world and now possessed everything I could need.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“It’s a percussive instrument, cultivator scum—not a pee bucket.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing 2

“divine”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“He’s not just cheating the fish, you goose,” Deklan said. “He’s cheating himself. Think about how it feels when your line is in the water. The unknown possibilities, knowing that at any moment, something massive could strike. The excitement that comes with it. The anticipation.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing 3

“I’d prefer to be liked—I was only human, after all—but as long as I had my circle around me, other people’s opinions of me were an afterthought.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing 3

“The anger of a gentle man is nothing to scoff at.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing 2

“Nah. That felt like just the right amount of sass.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“If you’re gonna wear a straw hat anyway, you may as well look like the future king of the pirates while doing it.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“Rocky leaped from the edge. He sailed down toward the magma, making dual rude gestures at the sky, for not even the heavens would be able to contain Rocky’s new form when he emerged once more.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing 3

“But then Boat Goat, still lacking a head, picked up another table and threw it at him.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing 2

“I thought I was in a fantasy world—where were the names like Zorian, Wei Shi Lindon, and Carl? Okay, maybe not that last one . . .”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“The scene was only marginally ruined by the charging, apoplectic crab.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing

“To define enlightenment is to shackle the fledgling meditator with an unfair burden. What it means to be enlightened is subjective, and it falls upon each child to traverse this path alone, lest their road be ravaged by false information.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing 3

“If you call one more shocking event neat I might explode. You’re annoyingly calm about this kind of stuff.”
― Haylock Jobson, Heretical Fishing 2